We complain all year long about the commentary of Ravi Shastri and Sunil Gavaskar. But, every so often, we get to see what really bad commentary looks like in their absence, and we are horrified.

For example, at CLT20 2014, the commentary has been as lifeless as Creature 3D’s chances to win an Oscar. A large part of what makes certain events in cricket history memorable is the impassioned commentary during those moments. In this piece, we remove the impassioned commentary: