Wednesday, Maria Sharapova committed a cardinal sin. No, she did not wear full length trousers to Wimbledon. No, she did not play an entire match without screaming. She made the mistake of… not knowing who Sachin Tendulkar was.

Clearly she is an atheist, because she does not know the name of the one true God. All the cricket ‘bhakts’ on Twitter rose up in agitation. Here are the funniest things they said about her:

I don’t know about who is Maria Sharapova but Marie, Sheera, Poha goes well with morning chai.

— StupidosaurOn (@Stupidosaur) July 2, 2014

KJ: What are your views about Maria Sharapova’s negligence? Alia Bhatt: Who is Maria Sharapova?

— Jal Cookdi (@Jal_Kukdi) July 2, 2014

Rajlnikanth doesn’t know who is Maria Sharapova.

— GabbbarSingh (@GabbbarSingh) July 2, 2014

Who is Maria Sharapova ? Alia Bhatt – Younger sister of Mario Baloteli Javed Akhtar – Fharapova..who? Ashutosh – He plays long tennis.

— Lap Kapur (@rupakpal) July 2, 2014

Who Is Maria Sharapova? Maria Sharapova is to Tennis What Ashok Dinda Is to cricket

— Salman’s Soldier (@SalmansSoldier) July 2, 2014

Q : Who is Maria Sharapova ??? A : She is Russian version of ‘Alia Bhatt’ ;) :)

— Amaresh Panda (@thetwistguyAmu) July 3, 2014

Maria Sharapova : I don’t know who is Sachin Tendulkar.. Russia : We don’t know who is Maria Sharapova..

— Mumb⚽️ik⚽️r.. (@katamulgi) July 2, 2014