India is the most diverse country in the world, and our cricket team feels compelled to uphold this. Therefore, we lose three Test matches on the trot, play a vital part in the conservation of the duck one week. And, in the same month, we also win an ODI by a mammoth 133 runs, a number which the whole side struggled to reach in the Tests.

Dazzling highs and dizzying lows – Team India sees both in quick succession. Because of this, we think that they might be suffering from a serious condition: Bipolar Disorder. Here’s our exclusive medical report.